My Staff. Is. Bullshit.

Do I look like a cat man who expects a lot from his staff? No. I don't. Just the basics. Complete attention. At all times. So why haven't you posted on my blog in over a week? No excuses. I don't care if Meem has been teaching a lot. No excuse. I don't care if Peem is applying for jobs. No excuse. I'm the most important thing here. Remember that. Not posting to my blog. Is. Bullshit.

From the Editors: Alright already. Give us a break. We'll work on more posts this weekend. We've been taking loads of pics of you, haven't we? We've been discussing your post ideas, haven't we? Calm down, oh lordly one.